myLIFE

2009-01-22T19:24:00.001+08:00

RELINK : http://www.MiLK.CALCiUM.blogspot.com :D

48 hours of aches and fever

2008-10-31T16:57:00.002+08:00

I'm finally updating.
no school today.
very good cos i fell sick yesterday too.
sigh.
at least i'm updating.
ystdy suwei camem over to play computer
in the end she was helping me take this take that.
lol.
TY SUWEI.
and then nothing to do liaos.
i js hope my friends can get together again...
sigh.

Pre-Mid autumn festival

2008-09-13T22:04:00.005+08:00

today horh
got steamboat
then my cousin and us
keep saying jokes lorh
den is like laugh laugh laugh
damn funnee derh
arh yarh
and CF is damn horny
He went ontop SURI and started vibrating
VIONLENTLY
oh please.
took some photos:

it's like what lorh.we were playing with candles. and then we burnt the candle boxes saying what ... camp fire worh.

den hor. we ran out of candle boxes. we started burning lanterns.

its like people burn their candles like very sad lorh den we like HAR HAR HAR.
den after that we made a mess lorh. den like suddenly a police car like went pass and then my OH SO BIG SIZED brother blocked the mess, but the police car went the other way.

phew.

hahaha very nice day i had today =D.

2008-08-12T19:48:00.000+08:00

Changed

You’ve changed
Don’t ask her.
You’re no longer the person she used to know.
The jovial the kind the heartwarming,
The caring the unique the gossiping

You’ve changed
Don’t ask him.
You’re no longer the person he used to know.
The attentive the special the attractionist,
The rad the cool the perfectionist

You’ve changed
Don’t ask them.
You’re no longer the person they used to know.
The playful the bullying the loving
The seeking the exploring the singing

You’ve changed
Don’t ask us.
You’re no longer the person we used to know.
The dancing the jumping the perfect planner
The assuring the measuring the joy seeker

You’ve changed
Don’t ask me.
You’re no longer the person I used to know.
All in all, you’re just …
Kanasai

DONE BY ME
MUAHAHHAH
maybe...
zzz
wait
i shud put (C)
HAH

2008-08-08T10:39:00.003+08:00

Today took a few pictures
like this.

and this

and this. Lol

2008-08-01T20:22:00.002+08:00

Today during oral hor
we found out that the teachers change
i started gettin very nervous lor
i started bendin up n down
in and out
koffing and koffing
felt very nauseous.
den when inside hor
all the things i said
wer FAKE
F-A-K-E
FAKE
but luckily they din find out
phew
den mr poh was like
WAH SO MANY BROTHERS
in my opinion,
i think he is saying
WAH SO MANY BROTHERS
NO WONDER SO ROUGH.
lol
when we were waiting
we had this chat
called PPC
i type.
RenZzz:H
Shana:Warning:i'm going to be sabo-ed.
jocelyn:LOL
jocelyn had just sent you a nudge
I NUDGED SHANA AND RENALD
RenZzz: Lol 3D chat, remember that time Ms Cheong Class so boring we started this, now back again.YAY!(sarcasm)can alastair join the conversation?
WARNING:FREE PAPER CHATTING * SELECTED USERS ONLY
SHANA AND JOCELYN HAD JUST SPAMMMED NUDGE
RenZzz:Lol Fine... What you all doing?
Jocelyn:You leh
Shana:Supposingly Homework. But now too bored to do ._.
DUN LET UN SELECTED USERS READ!!!
5 NUDGES
Shana Would like to share a pen
|Accept|Decline|Some6hing i forgot.|
Renald ticks accept
RenZzz Has Just accepted the request.
Shana threw a pencil. then a pen
Jocelyn: That was a pen...cil
Shana: that was fun throwing. now can i have it back?
RenZzz:Lol, Whay Must i? Great, you went to toilet. Yay, Free Spam!!!!
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
WASTE PAPER WOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!
CONTINUE NEXT POST BYE BYE

2008-07-30T19:16:00.002+08:00

NAMES DISCLOSED!!!
Jess=Jocelyn>.<
Ranley=RENooooo
Yen=Yan ming
Rwoley=ROp...
Isof=Ivan
Reinetta=rumaizah
HEHHEH
STAY TUNED FOR MORE NAMES

2008-07-23T20:24:00.002+08:00

yesterday,
i saw things
very funny things
or maybe
very g@y things
lets start the g@y news.
Welcome to gay news.
the latest news on gaiety
no. homoeity
today, at around 12.50 p.m.,
after hearing a conversation *Paul
Had with *Jess and *Ranley,
*LameLa Decided to rub paul's tummy.
"It was quite good, I kinda liked it."
Commented *Paul.
"I did that quite roughly. but i think it was okay."
Said Lamela, grinning.
MeanWhile, at the other class,
Isof was sobbing"we tried... we tried to get merit(married)
but we failed to..."with Janica patting his back.
Back at the class,
paul was STROKING Rwoley's shoulder gently.
Rwoley was looking at paul flirtausly
Paul Walked over and was looking around
Under Reinetta's guidance, lamela decided to smack paul's back(side)
"Wow!Bouncy!"commmented paul AGAIN.
after that,
Lance(lot)was hugging rwoley.
rwoley showed no signs of refusal.
From quite a distance away,
Yen was looking quite jealos.
this is the end of gay news
thank you.
*names changed for privacy

~~Give it 2 me. madonna~~

2008-07-07T14:55:00.002+08:00

today i switched on the T.V
there was a show abt detox
and that host was talking:
"there are many ways to detox.
inclouding those theraphies that
tell you to drink your own urine.
I would try all the others except that one.''
and then i was thinking..
Fine, eat your shit then.
today i spent the whole morinin watching totoro
and of course that part of the dumb detox show...

2008-07-02T18:23:00.002+08:00

todae miss siti talk bout bees
so i was telling jiawei
every time one bee sting someone
it'll die
SO HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED HOW MANY
nono MUCH BEES DIE EACH YEAR!
so i also think bout this
BzzT bzzT bzzT (bee news theme song)
The time now is 5.00B.T(bee time)
Welcome to Bee News
Yesterday, at around 9.45B.T
an incident happened at Naval base city.
a new camp base was built at Naval Base City(NBC)
Where a girl coporal lead.
her name is queen so everybee call her
"Queen Bee"
At around 9.45B.T,
a few young HUMANS
went to play around the camp base.
the security bees there
begun to sting them.
the security bees did not
manage to capture them.
Fortunately, None were injured
but 10 died.
BeePolice are still looking into this matter.
"They keep capturing us and putting us into sharpeners."
Genre, the Spider said to the bee press.
Thank You for watching Bee News.
To bee or not to bee.
Bzzt bzzT bzzT bzzT(bee news theme song.)
hahaha
lame right
lol

Oh Shit.

2008-06-24T18:56:00.005+08:00

bloody hell. Now I have to freakingly sleep at 9.30... got alot homework la~~~
headache sia...urh warnna killh muhhselveff~ Urh wannurh watch 10 promiserhs to tha dohg dog daug dawg dauug doorg durg duwg ...

Oh Shit.

2008-06-24T18:56:00.001+08:00

2008-06-20T20:31:00.002+08:00

Today got class party
den very funny
i went around give people marsh mello
den taufiq took alot
den is like he wan put back
den i said very unhygenic
den he had to give it away
or maybe he ate it all
den alot people dunwan eat.
WAHHHHH~
den aldred like like to ear
so i gave to him luhhs
den i left with 5
i stuffed 2 to jiat fong
den tickfei ate the last 3
bwahahhahahaha
lol
den hua en said
'lucky no one buy candyfloss.'
Wakau
qian zou sehh
lolim goin crazy over Blink182.
muahhahhahahha

2008-06-19T16:22:00.000+08:00

The world from an MRT train,
Is quick, easy, and have no restrain.

Its speedy steady and very secure,
Its quick as lightning, every time you want more.

Like its name its, very rapid,
And its so fast, no vehicle can beat it.

It can reach from place to place,
In just one very simple way.

Looking down from up above,
You see bikes as little doves.

Cars and trees all whistle by
And there you’re shouting ‘my oh my!’

Crowded with people in peak hours,
As if inside there are jewels.

Inside, the passengers are packed like sardine
There’s no such thing as left right or whatever margin!

At night, away with all the noise and bustle,
Leaving the driver, stretching his muscles.

You might think its simple and plain,
But no, not from the world of the MRT train!

Lol
lame rite?
anyway i spent only 5 mins
=.-
spend alot of time decorating the paper
=P
haahas

2008-06-06T18:58:00.000+08:00

Pretty girl, who is to blame
Frightened girl, they don’t know her name
Saddened girl, who cries at night
Distant girl, who’s out of sight
Psycho girl, with scars on her wrists
Fairytale girl, who don’t exist
Silent girl, without a name
Ignored girl, who’s filled with shame
Faking girl, with plastic smiles
Freakish girl, from a thousand miles
Emotionless girl, cant feel much pain
Darkened girl, who brings the rain
Crying girl, tears start to flood
Psychotic girl, who drains her blood
Hated girl, who no one loves
Such a weak girl, who’s no longer though
Angry girl, there is no cure
Happy girl, she is no more
Hidden girl, she covers her scars
Prisoned girl, lived behind her life’s bars
Crazy girl, who bleeds so much
Lonely girl, who’s out of touch
Stupid girl, who no one likes
Beaten girl, who always fights
Pretty girl, don’t give up now
Suicide girl, there’s someway, somehow
Scared girl, don’t be afraid
Distant girl, don’t go away
Morbid girl, don’t die tonight
Worried girl, it’ll be alright
Stoner girl, tonight she’ll smoke her sorrow
Alcoholic girl, she’ll drink tomorrow
Furious girl, who has no more faith
Depressed girl, who cries and aches
Fallen girl, with broken wings
Disturbed girl, fell off the swing
Pretty girl, you are my friend
Aching girl, just try to mend
Ugly girl, not like before
Beautiful girl, she is no more
Pretty girl, who made her life end
Pretty girl…no…not again…
Written by Ashleigh Gaffney, more of her poems here.

The poem is kinda morbid, but it flows.
maan i L-O-V-E my cousin maan
she is so vulgar
and most of all
thou she is gorgeous
she doesn't take pics of herself
LUVV HER

2008-05-28T10:48:00.000+08:00

Yesterday went to ivan's house do project
den i told them the other time
ivan go eat chilli
den vanessa told his lil sister
go take chili
LOL
den she really take
den ivan's room got washroom
they go wash the chilli
den i typing
I VERY GUAI DE KAY!?!?!
den janelle tell them go take blender.
a chance to lock them out
den suddenly they came knocking
on the door
den we go open the door
DEN AMANDA WAS HOLDING THE BLENDER
LOL
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
den we decided no to use
we jus put in ivan's pink dolphin
den amanda go tell ivan =.-
=.-
den he nvr drink luhhs
den i typing
typing
typing
den got knock
den ivan go open the door
nobody lehhs
den knock again
nobody
den they were like
'is your place HAUNTED?'
den suddenly janelle laugh
she say she was hitting the cupboard
dunno whether spell correct
den tey go watch ghost movie
then they shouting shouting
lucky i nvr watch
i very dan xiao de
LOL
i zhuan xin type
YI ZI BU LOU type
somemore is me find the notes de
but i like to type la
den they shout shout shout
until ivan's dad came in
lol
den u jus cont. luhhs
LOL
den we go home liao
den ivan's ahma call him take umbrella
den janelle go call him ah girl
den vanessa go call him maria
den vanessa and janelle try to push ivan down
to the pool
den the ahma laughing
HARD
den after that we went home
den on the way home
we disturbing how yi
LOL
den we go poke him
den bout 5 mins ltr he started laughing
lol
its either he's crazy or he's retard
choose one
lol
WAKAO
NID 45 MINS TO WALK HOME SEHH
WASTE MY TIME
DEN NEXT TIME MUS GO BACK
COS HAVEN FIN.
WAHHHHHHHHHH

2008-05-25T19:27:00.001+08:00

my lil bro borrowed this book
childish larh
but very cute
title:EARTHWORMS'S DIARY
20th March
Mommy said we should always remember
three things.
1)Earth gives us everything we need.
2)We also help the earth by digging holes
3)DO NOT disturb daddy when he's eating newspapers.
29th March
Today i tried very hard
to teach spider how to dig holes.
At first, His legs were all stuck.
Later, he swallowed dirt.
I decided to give up.
tomorrow, he's gonna teach me
how to hang upside down.
1st April
Earthworms can't walk upside down.
4th April
The fishing season is here.
We dug deeper into the ground.
10th April
It was raining all night.
the floor is all wet.
We spent the hole day
on the pavement.
Leap frog is a very dangerous game.
15th April
Today I forgot to bring lunch
My stomach was very hungry.
So i ate up my homework.
Teacher told me to write
'I WILL NOT EAT MY HOMEWORK AGAIN'
ten times.
after i finished,
i ate that up too.
1st May
Gramps told us.
we must be well mannered.
So i went
to greet every single ant i meet.
After I finished the first one,
there were still 599 more.
598,597,596,595,594,593...
I stood there for the whole day.
8th May
Last night, i had a nightmare--
BIRDS WERE PLAYING LEAP FROG!!
Mummy told me not to eat too much rubbish
before i went to sleep
15th May
Today,I quarelled with spider.
He said that only insects with
legs were cool.
Then he ran away.
I could not catch up.
Maybe he s right.
16th May
I teased spider.
he was laughing so hard,
he fell from the tree.
who said that you must have legs??
28th May
Last night, i went to the school concert.
~Put our heads in front~
~Put our heads behind~
~Twist your body~
Thats all we can do.
5th June
Today we had art lesson.
we made macaroni necklace.
I brought the necklace back for supper.
Daddy even said i was talented.
15th June
Sissy thought she was very pretty.
i told her
no matter how she look in the mirror,
he face will always look like her butt.
Spider thinks it is very funny.
But mummy didn't think so.
4th July
When i grow up,
i want to be a PI.
Spider says i must be very careful
because the president might accidently
step on me.
'this may be very dangerous,'
i told him
'but someone must do the job!'
28th July
As an Earthworm,
there are three things i do not like.
1)We cannot eat chewing gums.
2)We cannot keep dogs.
3)There are alot of homework.
29th July
As an Earthworm,
There are three good points.
1)We never need to see the dentist
2)We won't get reprimanded for being dirty.
3)We do not need to bathe.
1st August
Even though we are very small,
that my mummy might forget me,
but I know,
that the earth will always know that
we're there~
PHEW!! i spent half an hour
doing this...

2008-05-24T12:20:00.000+08:00

In Honour of vanessa~

Adopted Trees.

2008-05-24T09:21:00.000+08:00

YOW
very long time nvr blog
ive made a few ENEMYS lately
well,a FEW
maybe.
nvm~
My darlinggs
♥MILKtea
♥ORANGEtea
hehe
MUAHAHHAAH
den become
O.M.G
omiiigosh
lol
FRIEND TEST
#1 Name: Vanessa Lee Score: 73
#2 Name: Shana Sim Score: 66
#3 Name: chua yuanshan Score: 60
#4 Name: tickfei amy Score: 60
#5 Name: Rumaizah Rumaizah Score: 60
#6 Name: rophe aw Score: 53
#7 Name: Angeline Lim Score: 46
#8 Name: Luqman Isa Score: 40
#9 Name: wanyong lee Score: 33
#10 Name: Renald Loh Score: 33
#11 Name: Kai Hao Score: 33
#12 Name: ken yi Score: 26
#13 Name: Janelle Chan Score: 26

2008-05-18T20:56:00.000+08:00

a theory by my kor:
for people who just pass:
1st time, tyco
2nd time, lucky
3rd, WAH SKILL SEHH
lowl
i just realised something.
I AM DEFINATELY NOT GOOD AT CONSOLING
YEP NOT GOOD
RAWR.
RAWR.
RAWR.
GRRRRRRRRR.
RAWR.
rawr.
grr.
gr.
rawr.
r.
WTR AM I DOIN DEHHHS
DAHHH
DAHH.
DAH.dah.
dahdahdah.
dahdah.
byebye.

2008-05-17T10:31:00.000+08:00

today bought fishes
like vacuum cleaner
eat the dirt on the wall
LOWLS
so no nid clean liaowws
MUAHHAHAH
actions of a lazy BUM

2008-05-16T17:36:00.001+08:00

hurt people hurt people hurt people
---------------so------------------
hurt people hurt people hurt people
---------------so------------------
hurt people hurt people hurt people
---------------so------------------
hurt people hurt people hurt people
---------------so------------------
hurt people hurt people hurt people
---------------so------------------
IM CRAZY!!!
BAHHHHHH
anyway
hurt people hurt people hurt people
---------------so------------------
hurt people hurt people hurt people
---------------so------------------
hurt people hurt people hurt people
---------------so------------------
hurt people hurt people hurt people
---------------so------------------
hurt people hurt people hurt people
---------------so------------------
SO>>>>>>DONT HURT PEOPLE
thats the moral of the story
thankyyou

2008-05-12T16:20:00.000+08:00

today after sch
went home cos no remedial
den while walking home
got a group of northbrook boys
den dey say
'ei. u dirty fellow!'
lol
den i smile and go away
den they like very
annoyed
lowl
three cheers for me!!!
dey go sch fer wad sehh
go learn or
go g@y
kau
go geylang la
den i go vanessa house
den i open the cat's cage
den it go pounce on me
lol
den vanessa go let him back in
den i siao siao
den i start talking to the cat
lol
like
'FOR THAT you dont get to come out!'
lowl
i siao liaow
den go play with isaac lee
den he go play maple
den down there he go write
'lee**** *****'
den i say
ISAAC LEE **** *****!!!
den he shout
EI! WHY YOU GO SEE MY PASSWORD!?!?!?
lowl
**** reserved for privacy purposes ^^

2008-05-10T11:35:00.001+08:00

谁能够划船不用桨
谁能够扬帆没有风向
谁能够离开好朋友
没有感伤
我可以划船不用浆
我可以扬帆没有风向
但是朋友啊
当你离我远去
我却不能不感伤
sighhh...
PSLE

2008-05-02T16:40:00.000+08:00

today very funnee
we go to library
den gt this uncle
he saw this guy go
and kik this guy
then he say
"WHY YOU KIK HIM?
LATER KIK UNTIL here
DEN HOW?'
lowls
den we got the topic bout
phoenix class
it is P-H-O-E-N-I-X
not P-H-O-N-I-C-S
lowl
wan to sign up?
tell me on MSN
lowls
we currently got
3 students
one student proudly
graduated from here
which is: KAIHAO!!!
woot~
den we still got the other 2
which is
RENALD
IVAN
muahahha
ivan in this for
0.4 years lerhh
renald come for almost
8 hours...
lowls
kaihao only in for
30 min den gradate le
lowls
we are free for registration
muahahha

2008-04-30T14:31:00.000+08:00

todae got back ALL the
test papers
maths got 75% (A)
eng got 74% (B)
science got 73.5% (B)
MUAHAHHAHAHA
i actually got 75
marks fer the maths test
muahahahhaha
today got talk about SPCA
den that stupid
dumb
tooty
alastair go say
"like candyfloss"
kao bei
den come home det time i
saw one dead bird
den i so retard
dunno wad wassit
den i go examine
ewch
>.<
nothin to do
den got homework den
the problem sums
so far i can do...
muahahAS
lowl
my maths improv ing
yayysay
yay
yay
yah
i go watch anime
;P

2008-04-29T14:20:00.000+08:00

lowls~
now at vanessa house
later goinna sun plaza buy
mther day gift
MUAHAHAH
den i usin her comp
nono!~ laptop
lowls
look at the fren test
im happy to say that
JANELLE'S BEEN ELIMINATED
MUAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
NOW LEADING IS DARLIN VANESAA with 73
points
CLOSE UP IS SHANA
with 66
POINTS
GOING AT 60 POINTS~
RUMAIZAH!!!!
the rest jiayyous lowl
WHO CAN BEAT THE REST????????
~ME~
WHO ARE YOU
IM JOCELYN LOWLS
i start talking to myself lowls
;boohoo;
>.<
bwai bwai

2008-04-28T18:13:00.000+08:00

yow~
todae veri diii funny
during the remedial~~
Ms lee down ther PLUCKing
her dead skin
den she was
ewch(a combination of ew and ouch)
ahh~ the meat sticking to it
den like veri de pain lidatt
den i down ther
~ew..Ew...~
den she say she fell down while jogging
kan shuai ge den fall down
den she jogging
jogging
(den rophe interupt)
den she cont.
she was jogging~
jogging~
den
kan dao shuai ge(ownself say derr lowls)
den she wan to let way
den she fell onto the side
into a tree
lowls
lowls
lowls
ShhHhhhHH~
lowls
nth to say lerhh
ehhhs-.-"
bwye
(im obsessed
with 'double U' lately
lowl)
EDIT: Oh ya...
it was during the 10-min break
ms lee tell us.....
she canwt be PLUCKing
her skin in the midd of class merhhhs...
wenjing was there too
~::Today got tuition
tooo-eee-shuuun
den my tutor very de funnee
i do one question wrong then he say
wow.. thats OUTSTANDING-ly horrible
lowls
den i said the questionvery hard
den he go and touch the paper
den he say
..quite soft wad..
lowls
den suddenly he say
jing jingle jing jing jingle
lowls
Siaoo liaoos
MUAHAHHAHAHA
contagious
^.^

2008-04-27T19:13:00.000+08:00

lowl~
spent my day's
lunch at SWENSENS
yumm~
cos of dat
so didn't get any present
>.<
den nth to tok bout
yup
nth to tok bout
sigh~

HAPPY BDAY TO ME~

2008-04-25T20:05:00.000+08:00

YOW!
thankkkyaa
for the presents Frens!!
wenjing
yanlin
vanessa(yo ate up my pokyy)=(
peili
ANGELINE
XINGLI
thankkyaa
feer yer advance bday wishes!!!
jasmine
siyiiing
wenjing
yanlin
vanessa
peili
angeline
xingli
kaihao
ropphe
how yi
ebelle
samantha
juliet
chin tzu
Shana
((click 5)) -.-
go listen to happy birthday by the click five
^^
happy bday to me
happy bday to me
happy bday to me~
happy bday to me~
and todays
jocelyn's insulting day
and today, my IQ is -11
tommorow will be -12
cos i minus one IQ every year
and there is a vulgarity
alll vulgarities made into one
neat eh?
it is
'ROPHE'

2008-04-22T21:20:00.000+08:00

SNOWFLAKE AND CORFLAKE RUNWAY FROM HOME
NOW LOOK
Firstly,
renald definately has more frens than me
i ASSURE THAT
THEN I FOUND SNOWFLAKE UNDER THE COM TABLE
Secondly,
I LOVE GREEN
THEN CORNFLAKE WAS UNFOUND
THirdly,
My bro told me this joke today
like~~
char shao bao and man tou went to
the cinema and watch a very touching show
but char shao bao cried, but mantou didn't
WHY?
THEN I FOUND IT UNDER THE FRIDGE
Char siew bao and dou sha bao go to watch the same
movie.Char siew bao cried but dou sha bao didn't cry
why?
THEN I PUTFOOD AT THA SIDE
Old char siew bao and New char siew bao
went to watch the SME OLD movie
another time
New char siew bao cried but old char siew
bao didn't.
WHY?
THEN IT COME OUT...
MY MAID CATCH THEN IT DOWAN
I CATCH THEN FINALLY COME OUT
MUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
WAN THE ANSWERS?
LOOK FOR ME
MUAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
~::HINT::~
THE ANSWERS ARE CONNECTED

2008-04-19T15:28:00.000+08:00

very longnvr post ler worrr
dinwanna use the comp
or maybe
flooded with homework
wednesday
went to give out milk looo
den mr haniff scold us
-.-
den got extra
went to general office
den went to staff lounge
scred bo teacher
den when we reach hor
FLOODED with teachers sehhh
den we were like scare scare
-.-
wednesdaywas a ' i jus foud out day'
1.i just found out HL milk was High cal Low fat
2.i found out that i still loved hamstes
3.i found out that maizah was damn cute
4.i found out tht mr haniff memory not so good
5.i found out that it was 16 april../=
haahs
countin down
7DAYS
muhahahahahhaahahahahhahahahahaha
and guess what i got as a half present?

guesss

gues
guessss
i dun tell u lol
muhahahahaahahah
andthanks vanessa fer givin me
hamsters
iname one
cornflake
and one
snow flake

one is called cornflake
cos last time i lift it up hor
den it go shoot corn at me
BOOHOOHO
den the other
is
snowflake
cos
the fur very de little
BOOHOOHO
lol
that's all folks!!

Mockingbird Lyrics

2008-04-12T19:37:00.000+08:00

GRATS ARINA ON WINNING THE GAME
AND DOING A HOMERUN
YEEHAA
37-4
MUS BE VERY HAPPY AINT YA?!?!?!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHS
ANYWAY
GRATS!
anyway
yesterday
was fine -.-
i finished all the homework
ms lee gave
~not that much~
den din wanna use tha comp
I VERRY GUAI DEE
ya like real -.-"
den okay lurhhhh
anyway
nothing to say-.-
js post one song lurhh

saturday-fall out boy

Grand theft autumn-fall out boy
Uhhhh... YOu might wanna close you eyes
when you are listening to the song
ehhhs
quite punky
-.-"

2008-04-10T16:34:00.000+08:00

yo everybody
'C' class onward so good
Bo enrichment
mooooooooo~
(whadda cow)
den today de enrichment
MISS CHAN
came late
den we vry happy
tot she nvr come sehhhhhhh
vain sia we...
den she come running up to the hall
like siao la
den she like swting swting
like jus finish marathon lidaat
den got the dunno wad
diagnostic test
all i wanna say is that
DAMN HARD SEHH
EVEN THOUGH DO one TIME LE
BUT STILL VRY HARD SEHH
ONLY CAn fINISH 2 1/2 Q.
den is test mahh
she say got antenna ... can hear us toking
den we doin grp work she oso dunno lol
NOTE TO VANESSA:
I'LL NVR LEAVE YOU KAYS?
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY BUDDY
ALONG WITH MIU MIU
REGARDLESS OF BLE
BLA
BLU
BLO
OR BLE
I'LL ALWAYS B YOUR FRIEND
SO....
RELAX~
>.<
like very drama worhhs
but its true lorhh
OKIES?

I AM....
Vanessa's buddy
vAnessa's buddy
vaNessa's buddy
vanEssa's buddy
vaneSsa's buddy
vanesSa's buddy
vanessA's buddy
vanessa'S buddy
vanessa's Buddy
vanessa's bUddy
vanessa's buDdy
vanessa's budDy
vanessa's buddY
FOR EVER AND EVER
AND EVER
AND EVER~
and of course
to all my frens
maizah
suwei
peili
ebelle
angeline
xingli
yanlin
tikfei
juliet
siying
vanessa
dawn
shana
qianwei
renald
howyi
ivan
rophe
luqman
kaihao
tanyapong
taufiq
ARINA
qianqi
eileen
wendy
yuan shan
jiawei
kiki

IM RISKIN MY LIFE TO SAY THESE THINGS
and everybody
if i left you out,
tell me hor
dun be shy
and also add a scolding
ty

2008-04-09T21:22:00.000+08:00

today nth happened
so lets talk bout yesterday
went to vanessa's house
den played with kitty
den played with hammySSSSSSSSSSSS
den go do homework 2getr
den loy and luq and jauzan came
do dunno what projectla~
den i sit on the bed play with kitty
so cute lurhhs
den their clip DAMN
and i say DAMN
funny lorhhhhh
den i go flip kitty over
den go scratch its tummy
=P
den they downther filming
i was in charge of throwing tissue
uhhh..
somehow
=P
JIAYOU ARINA!!! YOU CAN DO IT!!! <33
lol
den i borrowed joke book frm vanessa
'do you know rudolph the red knows rain dear?'
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahs
den we went to spiderweb
den we climb climb climb
den i climb halfway den dunwan climb
den they jump jump jump
den luq fell through the hole
uhhhhhh-.-''
denstarted drizzle
den rain
den DOWNPOUR!!!
Zzzzzzz.....

2008-04-08T21:24:00.000+08:00

today dunwan post.. very
laggy la my comp-.-

2008-04-07T19:54:00.000+08:00

huaiddaheckk is the world so unfair?!
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HELP ME
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PLS STOP THESE NONSENSE
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I WANNA DIE
DIE
DIE
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DIE
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DIE
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DIE
DIE
DIE

2008-04-06T20:18:00.000+08:00

today go granma house
den nothing to do lah~
jjus spend the day watchin TV
den me and my cousinSSSS
(i have 14 cousins F.I.Y)
go exchange songs
cute lorh
got this soong ssay what
uh...
'my hand phone is switched off
and cannot answwer your call
i not did it on ppurpose
and it might be cos i
do not have batt.
or i do not have cash((prepaid but mine's not ))
but i'll return your call
when i turn my hp on again.'
den got MRt de sound
"DING DONG. DOORS ARE CLOSING
deetdetdetetdetdtedtet BOOOM"
haahs
den nth to do lurhhs
sat suwei came over
heng she not angry at me anymmore
i oso dunno
hayaas
nth to say le
>.<

2008-04-04T18:52:00.000+08:00

today is qingming festival
not much a celebration,
only that the food is quite a spread
>.<
then got NAPFA 5-items test
sit up do 29 only!?!??!!
standing broad-jump got 165
sit & reach got 32
incline-pull up ONLY GOT 4
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
den got 19/25
cos shuttle run got 11.36
which is '1' luhhh
den the others got '1'
le...
den wanna redo
cos wanna beat wenjing
waste time nias~~
den nothing to say
sigh
sigh
LAAA~
LAA~
LA~
A~
>.<
oh ya...
den in hall we wait
wait
wait....
den ms suhailah
ask
who fail this what that what blah...
den during the incline pullup
alot people stand up lehhs
at least i nvr fail
phew....
waddea torture
sigh
then 6.6 very poor thing
i dunno wad hapen la~
budden dunno why they punished
sigh...
then today borrow
horrible science:fatal forces
from my cousin
lol
almost finish the whole book le~
TATA~

2008-04-03T18:14:00.000+08:00

THE FREN TEST RESULTS
#1 Name: jocelyn lum Score: 100
#2 Name: Shana Sim Score: 66
#3 Name: Angeline Lim Score: 46
#4 Name: Kai Hao Score: 33
#5 Name: Renald Loh Score: 33

2008-04-03T17:41:00.000+08:00

2008-04-03T17:03:00.000+08:00

today the teacher damn
freakkilyy
stoopiid siaa~
we got the answer lorhh
den she dunwan hear us explain
den i dun
wan tell her to ask
the 'neighbour--y' teacher
cos i scared she later think
that we insulting her
wadaa cow larh~~
en inside boiling madd sia~
er,ayglkgriufcno
den walk home with wj and xl
den wj down there say xl
got 'BAO BAO LIAN'
den she keep asking
'aeh you got 'bao bao lian' face cream?'
ask me fer wad sehh...
do i look like im those who use?
den i anyhow say
then she like very serious...
den i say lorhh
BAO BAO LIAN
face cream
can be DIY-ed
u go buy plain BAO
den go mix mix mix
become powder
den add water
mix mix mix
and there it is
BAO BAO LIAN face cream
HAAHS~
den they dun care me
den wj go home
den i and xl toking
she say
'my face shape lidatt de ma~'
den walk walk walk
den she say
'you go steal some frm ur momma larh'
-.-
-.-
wada heck
haahs~
den got tuition
wanna sleep sia~
sighs.........

2008-04-02T20:59:00.000+08:00

Lol
juliet
this fer ya
>.<
heheees
曹：

我的心想唱首歌給妳聽
歌詞是如此的甜蜜
可是我害羞　
我沒有勇氣　對妳說一句我愛你

卓：
為什麼你還是不言不語
難道你不懂我的心
不管你用什麼方式表明
我會對你說我願意

曹：
千言萬語裏
只有一句話能表白我的心

卓：
千言萬語裏
只要一句話就

合：
能夠讓我們相偎相依

曹：
我愛妳　
妳是我的茱麗葉(卓:茱麗葉)
我願意變成妳的梁山伯

合：
幸福的每一天　
浪漫的每一夜

卓：
把愛不放開　　　

曹：
因為Ｉ　ｌｏｖｅ　ｙｏｕ

卓：
我愛你　
你是我的羅密歐(曹:羅密歐)
我願意變成你的祝英台

合：
幸福的每一天
浪漫的每一夜　
美麗的愛情祝福著　未來

2008-04-02T20:29:00.000+08:00

Today xingli and ah belle came my house
den want to print XZT picture
in the end his face
kenna disfigured
NOT MY FAULT
LALALALAL~
den horrh
they together say
"wahh your house so big~"
i bet they havn't been to vanessa's house
=P
den suddenly
xingli ask
oii~
where your rabit arh???
WHAT THE HECK
HOW COME EVERYBODY
COME MY HOUSE NEVER LOOK AT MY RABIT?
I TELL U
ITS UNDER THE FISH TANK
I MEAN
aiya nvrmind
-.-
why
Why
WHy
WHY
?!?!?!?!??!?!
den after that i let my rabit out
nonnonon
i should'nt be calling it
'my rabbit'
it is
'candyfloss'
den he go out
wahh~
i happy happy
den he go in
-.-
den it run out again
i happy happy
den he go in
-.-'
den he come out
in my mind was like
'great... now run in...'
den he ran to the door
-.-''
AHHHHHHHHHH
wadda tiring day
>.<
Zzz...
ZZz...
ZZZ....
ohhh..
i was still postin
=P
my posts gettin longer
and longer
and longer
haahs
good news??
YES
That's al folks!
Funny quotes:
I didn't lose my mind,
I sold it on ebay.

2008-04-01T17:23:00.000+08:00

HAppy APril FOOLS DAY everyONE!
*stress on the caps*
haaahs
so sorry i didn't get fooled today..
maybe because i was born in april!!
APRIl APRIl
sigh.......
my bday's on 26th
but somethinG tragic's gonna happen on 24th
MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAh
countin down..........
25
=P
or maybe
3
COS
ANGEL's BDAY'S on the third
YIPPPEEEE
I'VE GOT YOUR PRESENT RDY ANGELINE!!!
Angel
Nice
Gracious
Energetic
Lovely
I(dunno)
Nice again
Energetic oso =P
(this not your present ^^)
I tell you all something
YOU ALL WONT BELIEVE
THAT

>.<
i know im
lum lame lamb lamp limp
>.<
tthat's all folks!!!
FUNNY QUOTES:
The sooner you fall behind
the more time you'll have
to catch up.

2008-03-30T20:01:00.000+08:00

HUH?
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?
Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
Are marbles made of marble?
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
bleahhs... people
today went to grandma's house
nth to do..
so watch dvd lurhhs....
den got this guy say
'if you know,
say that you know.
and if you do not know,
say that you do not know.
do not say that you know
when actually you do not know
and do not say that you do not know,
when actually you know.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING 'BOUT???
((seriously...'KNOW'))
then got another meaningful one...
Police say they will investigate
on how Mas Selamat escaped from
the prison and give the public a response.
Later the MP announced that
they cannot tell the reason how he escaped
because they will be leaking out Singapore’s
military secrets, and then,
they say that they will give the
public the reason how he escaped.
So, may I know,
are you going to say
or are you not going to say?
Or is it that you want to say
but cannot say
or you can say
but you don’t want to say
or want to say
but don’t want to say?

Just say lah!!!

THATS ALL FOLKS!!!
*Eagles may soar...
but at least weasels do not get
sucked into jet turbines..*

2008-03-29T12:08:00.000+08:00

ATTENTION YOU MUST SCROLL TO 'MR VANILLA'S GONNA.....'DOWN BEFORE
YOU READ!!!

5th..

DONE!!

2008-03-29T11:58:00.000+08:00

Today,Mr Vanilla's gonna teach you how to make the 'CUBE'

1st step

2nd..

3rd..

4th...

NOW SCROLL UP

2008-03-27T19:19:00.000+08:00

tell ya'll secret...
de other time maizah
thay'll
come my house mahh...
den ivan and yanming
go buy tracing paper
shun bian buy 'Bra'
den we go see ivan's handphone
CLICK
inbox
CLICK
den see
message
all frm 'Mommy'
or maybe
'mmother
aiya dun caare la...
den got message
i dun think i shud say
...
next time come back baa...

2008-03-21T20:07:00.000+08:00

Today went to
vanessa's house...
AGAIN
den played with the kitty
for awhile
went to vanessa's car
vanessa's GRANDPA's car
den go AMK
go see pet shop
den cannot find
den go upper thomson road
den go reservoir
den pay with water
NOT ME
vanessa and his bro...
den vanessa's aunt go see mahh
she very de funny
nonono
humorous.
den isaac show her something
den said
'YOU KNOW WHAT IS THIS?'
den did something to her.
den she held up her fist
then said
'YOU KNOW WHAT IS THIS?!?!?'
lol.
den we walk walk walk
den see got one smaller bird
go bully bigger bird
maybe the bigger bird go mess with
the smaller bird's nest...
den we see
one monkey holding container
STEAL!!! THIEF!!!
den they go fite
den canort open
cos he go make tighter
-.-
den her grandpa sent me home
THANK YOU for that!!!
anyway...
had a fun day
^^

20/3/08

2008-03-20T17:13:00.000+08:00

Today go sch
den got the science day
den we went
see see walk walk...
go tick fei's stall
hear...
get mentos
den walk away
den go back
hear...
get mentos
LOL
got 3 altogether.
den during MT class
i and tick fei
throw paper
throw~
throw~
throw~
teacher nvr see.
den Maths class
Mr poh say something funny
hello~
*i am looking for
the surname of freely
and name of I.P*
Any one??~
By the name of
I.P Freely
lol.
geddit?
I
PEE
FREELY
den peter lee
down der
HUH?~
HUH?~
WAssO funny?~
Tell me lehh~
den the enrichment
teacher very funnee
she pronounce
anywhere
as
any huer
why
as
huai
greedy
as
geleedy
LOL
and she always
"QIANG DIAO"
her
'R'
den keep saying
........."oink oink"........
LOL
and guess whats her name...
......Miss Chan......
sounds familliar right?
not 6.1 chan
Is 'nobody-want"
chan.
lol
den we went to
vanessa's house
WE
aloysious
dawn
and
qianwei.
den go play with her kitty
rophe uhm...
pick up one?!?!!?
keep meowing
meowing.
its scared of heights you see...
den go down to playground...
WE ARE LOITERING!!!
AHHHH!!!!
den we started
talking bout our pets
dawn HAD a cat,
and a hamster.
Aloysious HAVE
a sa~~~dunno wad
husky
Vanessa has 4
hamsters
1 chicken...
ok..
ROOSTER...
and one kitten
and HAD
2 doggies...
or puppies~~
DEN
I got
7 fishes
HAD 9
hamsters...
(GAve some away kayy?!?!?!?)
4 guinea piggys
AND
HAVE
one rabbit
ojeey goojey goo
sho cuute
sho cuute
SHO DAMN CUUTE!!!
(dont mind...
i like to repeat myself.)
den 2moro going
to her house again...
bring her to
pet shop
buy milk.....
Lol

2008-03-19T21:55:00.000+08:00

SO HAPPY
TODAY MS LEE CALLED!
DEN VERY SCARY...
x.x
DEN SHE STARTED SAYING
ALOT OF THINGS ABOUT THE
SCIENCE PROJECT.
DEN.
AT.
THE.
END.
SHE
SAID
YOUR PROJECT IS SELECTED
TOMORROW MORNING
7.20,
SEE HER.
DEN MY HEART WAS LIKE
BUDABUDABDUABUBDUABDUDBAUBDUDBUABUDB
DEN
FIRST THE
COMPO!
NOW THE
PROJECT!
IS THIS CALLED
"shuang xi lin men"?
ANYWAY...
HE WHO LAUGHS LAST LAUGHS LONGEST
I SHOULDN'T LAUGH SO EARLY
^^

2008-03-16T21:14:00.000+08:00

lol.jus started a blog for myself
lets start frm this week.
holiday.
SATURDAY!
pple came over to my house fer project.
rumaizah suwei
ivan yanming
den we having lunch
ivan eat slowest
den for dunno wad reason we ended up
putting chilli in his spaghetti.
those small small ones.
then he bite.
YEOW
*&$^#%@()%*#
he was like
*&$^#%@()%*#
den we went down..
buy things...
'SHUN BIAN '
go buy bubble tea
den we saw a gal
NYJC
den she was like
'Hi~you all frm naval base rite?'
den we said
'yea'
den she started talking to ivan
say say talk talk
dunno wad happen...
she said ivan wearing pink bra
den he was...
'yea...
very nice colour rite?'
lol
den blah blah blah blah
i bought grape champagne
maizah bought peach
suwei bought chocolate
ivan and yanming
bought oreo crush.
walk walk walk
see that girl again
den we ask...
' you got soil ? '
den she said
'no. but i have bras.'
...
does she use bras to plant seeds?!?!?!?!
MODAY/TUESDAy!
i think the same bunch of people came over...
or wasit tuesday?
nvm......
den dodododo lurhhss
den that night rite...
lol
my brother dreamt of something..
u know?
i also dunno
but he sleeptalking
'maizah...maizah...'
OMIGOSH
rumaizah is like SO attractive
lol
WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY!!
suwei come over
i go her house
we go cycling
play basketball
play PSP
Nothing more
>.<
this is interpreted frm my maid
YAN MING
friendly girlish(sissy-y)
RUMAIZAH
kind friendly mischeivious
SUWEI
stern (like boring boring)
IVAN
childish girlish too

MONDAY!!!
ms lee
change seat
change change change
den during eng class
ms lee called me angeline?!?!??!!?
can la~~ she very tall
>.<
den during chi class mdm ji call me ebelle...
~.~
TUESDAY!!!
normal eng day
den i dunno y hit aldred
WALAOEH
hard sehh
not the same....
i hit ivan is hollow one
den aldred s hard one
i guesss
empty vessels make the most noise
ANYWAY
aldred seldom talk...